taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

simsgonewrong:

This happened a long time ago, I don’t have screenshots but I do have a vivid memory of it.This is a true account and I am sharing this in case anyone had ever come across this before. 

It was a family of four and the mum was expecting a third child, nothing out of the ordinary at first but as I progressed through the game I noticed strange things happening when my neighbours disappeared in my lot- They Faded away and never appeared in their own lots again.

I let that incident pass caus I had no intention of  playing pre-made sims and dismissed it as a unique glitch until a similar thing occurred with the Mum the next day. I tried saving her by leaving game unsaved and returning to the lot several time, but that didn’t work so I gave up, her delivery was suppose to have been due on that day :( …

The Dad sim, having the family aspiration ,was obviously distressed after losing his wife and unborn baby and left to raise two kids on his own .

A couple of days went by, the Dad sim was still depressed So to cheer him up I took him and his kids on a day out in the park to spend some family time. When the family returned to their lot in the evening the Dad had a breakdown-That’s when I realised THE KIDS FUCKING DISAPPEARED FROM THE THUMBNAIL ! I desperately tried reloading the game many times but like their mum they kept fucking fading away.There was nothing else that could have been done at that point, I had spent hours wasting playing the sims and just gave up.

I left the poor Dad sim alone but what creeped me out was what I had discovered after leaving the lot and I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS WHAT I READ IN THE DESCRIPTION:

 ” The sudden restlessness had taken  the household  into a different course. Will Lawrence ever bounce back after the disappearance of his wife and kids?”

I DID NOT WRITE THIS !!! THE GAME AUTOMATED A NEW BACKSTORY AFTER IT KILLED MY WIFE AND KIDS!!! I never had this happen to my game before and never came across one like it after I deleted the household.

vividified:

Okay now that last one is just fucked up & unnecessary.

edwardian-time-machine:

Rare Female Portraits of Rural America from 1909-1912

Hundreds of female portraits made by an itinerant photographer named Hugh Mangum, who rode the trains to the small towns of North Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia.

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in ya pentagram: disney tickets, jack daniels, a copy of Dragon Age 2, the word "brub" written on a piece of restaurant order paper, and a set of perfect eyebrows

that would so accurately summon me it’s not even funny brub

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

send me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
When I try to multitask in college
october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE